Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
he tried to be slick smh.